TL;DR. Drink lots of Water with Creatine Monohydrate and a dose of Furosemide. Eat some Super B Complex Vitamins, Vitamin C and Exercise.
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Doing something that requires a urine drug test? Fear not, we stoners come from all walks of life, and spread across a spectrum of professions. It just so happens that at least one of these stoners have a doctors in pharmacy. I personally haven't met the man who wrote this piece, but I have tested his technique on a typical paper dye urine test.
Frequency of Usage
The first thing you have to do is to define the frequency of your marijuana usage. Are you an occasional smoker or a regular smoker? An occasional smoker is defined in his piece someone who smokes 1-2 times a month. A regular smoker is anyone who smokes anything greater than 1-2 times a month.
Physique
"The metabolites of THC are lipid soluble." In laymen terms, it means weed clings onto fat. This concept can be seen in green edibles. Space cake, special brownies, spiked milk shakes...etc. The two common ingredients in all marijuana edibles are weed and fat. The fats from the food absorbs the sough after chemical, THC. When the THC absorbed fats are ingested it gets released and you get high! Applying this to detoxification, if you are a heavy set individual with a lot of body fat, it'll take you a lot longer to detox compared to a skinny individual with low body fat.
Guestimation
The combination of frequency of usage, weight and amount of body fat will determine the amount of time necessary to fully detoxify. A skinny, low fat casual user can show up negative on a urine test within 3 days. A heavy set, fat regular user may take up to 6 weeks in extreme cases. A casual guide to drugs and detect-ability time can be found here. Please remember, these are estimates and are dependent on your personal attributes.
Water therapy Instructions
Drink 1 liter of water for every 14.25kg or 31.4lb of body weight. In order to find out how much water you will need to perform the following calculations.
- Divide your weight by 14.25kg or 31.4lb.
- The answer you get is the total amount of water, in liters, that you will need to drink every 24 hours, spread throughout the day.
Do this at least 36 hours prior to the test. No need to start any time sooner than 6 weeks prior to the test day.
Health Supplements
You will need a body building supplement with Creatine Monohydrate. Consume 1 teaspoon of Creatine Monohydrate per 14.25kg or 31.4lb. In order to find out how much Creatine Monohydrate you will need to consume perform the following calculations.
- Divide your weight by 14.25kg or 31.4lb.
- The answer you get is the amount of Creatine Monohydrate, in teaspoons, that you will need to consume every 24h.
You may mix this with your daily water intake calculated previously.
Diuretic
A diuretic is a substance that makes you pee more. The article advises you to use a prescription diuretic of Furosemide. The diuretic should be consumed at 1mg per 1kg or 2.2lb of body weight. The calculations are as follows.
- Divide your weight by 1kg or 2.2lb, and divide by 2.
- The answer you get is the amount of diuretic, in milligrams, that you will need to consume twice a day. Once in the morning and once in the afternoon.
It is advised that you take a dose in the morning and a dose in the afternoon. This increases the number of times you will need to pee. It is advised that you do not take diuretics prior to long drives and other situations without readily available washrooms.
How it works
THC is broken down in your body by something called metabolites. A Urine Test checks to see if your system have an excess of this naturally occurring metabolite. Drinking lots of water will flush your system of these metabolites bringing it down to an acceptable level. The problem with drinking lots of water is your urine gets watered down. Consuming Creatine adds color to your urine. Not color in the literal sense, but color as in acids to make your urine look less watered down. The diuretic makes you pee more, thus increasing the rate at which your body cleanses itself.
Alternatives
Instead of using a diuretic, you may substitute lots of exercise instead. Exercising causes you to sweat, which is another method of getting water out of your body. This is a healthier and more natural method of detoxification.
A little Extra
You may also take Super B Complex Vitamins and Vitamin C. They will give your pee color, in the literal sense, so that it doesn't physically look watered down.
Day of the Test
On the day of your test take the usual doses of water, Creatine Monohydrate and Furosemide. Take Super B Complex Vitamin and Vitamin C on the day of your test to add color to your pee. Avoid exercising on the day of the test because burning body fat may release THC metabolites into your system causing you to text positive. Athletes be wary, Furosemide is banned in professional sports because it is often used as a masking agent.
Taking the Test
When taking the test do not pee into the cup right away, in case there is leftover metabolites in the urethra. Pee half way and then into the cup.
Good Luck!
Please leave enough time to detoxify and don't leave it to the last minute. Starting a tolerance break that much sooner only makes getting off the break that much sweeter.
THC is broken down in your body by something called metabolites. A Urine Test checks to see if your system have an excess of this naturally occurring metabolite. Drinking lots of water will flush your system of these metabolites bringing it down to an acceptable level. The problem with drinking lots of water is your urine gets watered down. Consuming Creatine adds color to your urine. Not color in the literal sense, but color as in acids to make your urine look less watered down. The diuretic makes you pee more, thus increasing the rate at which your body cleanses itself.
Alternatives
Instead of using a diuretic, you may substitute lots of exercise instead. Exercising causes you to sweat, which is another method of getting water out of your body. This is a healthier and more natural method of detoxification.
A little Extra
You may also take Super B Complex Vitamins and Vitamin C. They will give your pee color, in the literal sense, so that it doesn't physically look watered down.
Day of the Test
On the day of your test take the usual doses of water, Creatine Monohydrate and Furosemide. Take Super B Complex Vitamin and Vitamin C on the day of your test to add color to your pee. Avoid exercising on the day of the test because burning body fat may release THC metabolites into your system causing you to text positive. Athletes be wary, Furosemide is banned in professional sports because it is often used as a masking agent.
Taking the Test
When taking the test do not pee into the cup right away, in case there is leftover metabolites in the urethra. Pee half way and then into the cup.
Good Luck!
Please leave enough time to detoxify and don't leave it to the last minute. Starting a tolerance break that much sooner only makes getting off the break that much sweeter.
Just want to say that A urine drug test is one of the most commonly used methods to detect drug abuse. Compared to other drug testing methods. Thanks for sharing in-depth information regarding how to pass a urine test.
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